Comments on: WTF Wednesday: Jackie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Really Bad Day http://www.jackiebarbosa.com/2009/08/26/wtf-wednesday-jackie-and-the-terrible-horrible-no-good-really-bad-day/ History Made Hot Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:22:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Amie Stuart http://www.jackiebarbosa.com/2009/08/26/wtf-wednesday-jackie-and-the-terrible-horrible-no-good-really-bad-day/comment-page-1/#comment-618 Amie Stuart Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:46:51 +0000 http://www.jackiebarbosa.com/?p=754#comment-618 Went to pick up my child last night from the HS and he was walking to the car and I turned to look at him and all I could think was, "DAMNATION CHILD, Doesn't your Mama love you? Who the fuck dressed you like that and did anyone call CPS on your folks for that fucked up mess of a haircut?" Followed by, "It's okay honey. You can tell Mama you're gay. I'll still love you." Followed by, "OH SHIT!! My kid kinda sorta looks like a girl trying to look like a boy." You think I'm kidding? You think I'm exaggerating? Visualize if you will the monstrosity of colors that was my child yesterday: Multicolored hightops, purple...PURPLE skinny jeans, a brightly colored somewhat snug t-shirt and a really badly shaved head (because his dad took him to a shop where no one spoke English and the woman sorta butchered his hair and he was so upset he came home after the first day of school and he took the hairclippers to his hair and shaved it all off--it was about five or six inches of highlighted Jew 'Fro--and now he has stripes in the back of his head where the highlights once were.) Went to pick up my child last night from the HS and he was walking to the car and I turned to look at him and all I could think was, “DAMNATION CHILD, Doesn’t your Mama love you? Who the fuck dressed you like that and did anyone call CPS on your folks for that fucked up mess of a haircut?”

Followed by, “It’s okay honey. You can tell Mama you’re gay. I’ll still love you.”

Followed by, “OH SHIT!! My kid kinda sorta looks like a girl trying to look like a boy.”

You think I’m kidding? You think I’m exaggerating? Visualize if you will the monstrosity of colors that was my child yesterday: Multicolored hightops, purple…PURPLE skinny jeans, a brightly colored somewhat snug t-shirt and a really badly shaved head
(because his dad took him to a shop where no one spoke English and the woman sorta butchered his hair and he was so upset he came home after the first day of school and he took the hairclippers to his hair and shaved it all off–it was about five or six inches of highlighted Jew ‘Fro–and now he has stripes in the back of his head where the highlights once were.)

]]> By: admin http://www.jackiebarbosa.com/2009/08/26/wtf-wednesday-jackie-and-the-terrible-horrible-no-good-really-bad-day/comment-page-1/#comment-614 admin Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:20:43 +0000 http://www.jackiebarbosa.com/?p=754#comment-614 Oooh, you're taking sadistics? Good luck, lol! Oooh, you’re taking sadistics? Good luck, lol!

]]> By: Evangeline http://www.jackiebarbosa.com/2009/08/26/wtf-wednesday-jackie-and-the-terrible-horrible-no-good-really-bad-day/comment-page-1/#comment-612 Evangeline Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:53:41 +0000 http://www.jackiebarbosa.com/?p=754#comment-612 Um...I'm taking a statistics course and I suddenly felt entirely out of my depth. My eyes are raised heavenwards for the rest of the semester. ;D Um…I’m taking a statistics course and I suddenly felt entirely out of my depth. My eyes are raised heavenwards for the rest of the semester. ;D

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